i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
their daughter
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something about annabeth being booksmart and intelligent and knowledgeable because she’s been at this demigod shit since she was in her crib and percy being street smart and disillusioned with the people of the world because he’s a new york raised bullied guy who has way too much fight in him is so perfect and balanced. like annabeth fills percy in on all the obscure greek myths and asinine traditions and finer details about gods and percy butts in when they’re traveling on quests, annabeth exploring a world for the first time that he is all too familiar with, helping with things that annabeth can’t know about because she’s only ever dreamed of leaving camp for five years and counting. they’re exactly what the other needs.
Bonus:
“Percy, you can’t ship Medusa’s head to Olympus.”
“Why not?”PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-)
S01E03 | “We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium”
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Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing “no overnight visitors” on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant’s sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell
hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces
There’s a very effective hex called a “tenant’s union” and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)
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pikachu is drowning
This ain’t about him
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I can’t remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it
i know it’s probably a bit problematic of me but i do kind of love it when a fictional character is clearly lgbt coded but too haunted/possessed/avenging a dead loved one/investigating a series of horrifying murders/undergoing a disturbing and painful metamorphosis/etc. to do anything about it
“this character is bisexual but this was never shown explicitly on screen because it wasn’t relevant to their story”: damn that’s crazy. my foot is about to become relevant to your ass btw.
“this character is bisexual but this was never shown explicitly on screen because they were being tormented by devils and horrifying visions and also Becoming Something”: okay relatable that’s fair actually
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They don’t know they’re about to have the most unmatched epic slow burn love story and become the blueprint of soulmates


